365. CANON

Dying author gives away 365 stories, then frozen; revived 1,000 years later, he learns they’ve become world’s new bible.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010 — 14 notes
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364. I SEE ALL

Genius gets so close to god, he invokes his wrath; must disguise himself as disabled to finish deciphering universe.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 — 10 notes
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363. FREEAPE

Genetically modified apes can comprehend death, so also start holding funerals, investing, and demanding equal rights.

Monday, September 20, 2010
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362. U.S. OF J.

When Hiroshima bomb failed, Japanese obtained our nuke technology; post-USA holdouts plan rebellion from Canada.

Sunday, September 19, 2010
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361. PERFECT 9

Pageant-dominating little sister discovered to be bribing talent judges, or killing them when necessary, to win.

Saturday, September 18, 2010 — 1 note
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360. STUD-IN-LAW

STUD-IN-LAW: Happily married businessman’s secret life as gigolo exposed when all 4 illegitimate sons step forward on same day.

Friday, September 17, 2010
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359. SNOWBLIND

Blind climber is so confident in his guide dog that he sets out to scale Mt. Everest accompanied only by his animal.

Thursday, September 16, 2010 — 1 note
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358. CONTAMINANT

Inadvertent contamination of earth by alien probe resulted in us, the human population; elsewhere we’re pests.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010
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357. FRIENDECUTIVE

Busy CEO hires specialist to clandestinely find him the friends he never had — but somehow alienates them all.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010
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356. AQUALOVE

Senator touring SeaWorld falls in love with dolphin; embarks on campaign to legalize dolphin-human marriage.

Monday, September 13, 2010
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355. LOST CAUSE

When a soldier dies at war, his young wife inadvertently falls in love with his grieving, middle-aged, married dad.

Sunday, September 12, 2010 — 1 note
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354. FRAUBOT

Robot gradually replaces man’s wife as his real wife transfers her memories to it before her Alzheimer’s gets worse.

Saturday, September 11, 2010
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353. UNMISSABLE

Woman is kidnapped on her way to committing suicide — now no one’s looking for her because she left suicide note.

Friday, September 10, 2010
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352. BIG DIG

Archaeologist uncovers religious writings indicating the world has already ended — so he’s imagining everyone else.

Thursday, September 9, 2010
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351. INVOLVED

Investigation into President’s kidnapping is tied to Secret Service agent’s affair with the first female president.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010
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